Continuing on with my exciting blog series, Tests I Have Had Since Diagnosis....
Second post: The 24 Hour Urine Collection
Unlike the blood tests with the million acronyms this test is pretty straight forward. Yep. It's exactly what the title states - you literally collect all your pee for 24 hours.
After my initial m-spike was found, the first hematologist I went to told me I had to do a 24 hour urine collection before my next appointment.
I think my response was something along the lines of, "Okay...um...wait, you want me to do what??" I had never heard of such a thing. I had peed into a cup at the doctors' office but never "collected pee" during a 24 hour period of time.
A nurse presented me with a jug...
Now, if you are male this may not seem like a big deal. Begin female.... eh. Difficulties may arise! Luckily, my sister (who is a nurse) was with me at that appointment and she requested a "seat hat" for me to use. A "seat hat" fits over the toilet and makes things a little easier for the ladies...
I have had to do a 24 hour urine collection before all of my appointments at DFCI every 3-6 months over the last 3 years. Not a fun time. The worst part of the test is that the urine must be kept cold. Now, unless you want to keep it "on ice" in a cooler, the jug has to be stored in the refrigerator. YUCK. I have completely grossed out two roommates and now my OCD/germaphobe husband every time I have to collect. Typically, there are a few, "Heyyy, I made some fresh lemonade!" jokes tossed around to lighten things up. I usually try to make my appointments on a Monday so I can collect Sunday morning to Monday morning. The test for the most part causes me to be housebound. I haven't really figured out how I could collect while working... I barely have time to go to the bathroom anyway!
Dana-Farber distributes the orange jugs in a lovely plain brown shopping bag. I've never really understood why the bags they give out are paper - plastic would make a little bit more sense since we are dealing with liquid after all. Anyway. The brown shopping bag can be used to transport the jug (or in my case, jugs...I drink a lot of water) back to the hospital. Occasionally, I'll bring my orange jugs back in a jcrew shopping bag instead to jazz things up a bit. Maybe then people will think I've just been out shopping instead of lugging around my pee...
Here are my most recent results:
09/07/2012 IEP, urine
RESULT:
No monoclonal protein detected. Test Performed or Referred
by: Mayo Clinic Dpt of Lab Med and Pathology, 200 First Street SW, Rochester,
MN 55905.
09/07/2012 UPEP
RESULT:(NOTE) Albumin is the only protein detected. See
Immunofixation.
09/05/2012 GFR (estimated)
Units: mL/min/1.73m2
RESULT:
>60 Abnormal if < or = 60 mL/min/1.73m2 If patient is
Black, multiply result by 1.21 Protein
analysis SEE MEDICAL RECORDS AND/OR BICS
09/16/2012
Kappa FLC (mg/L) SEE
MEDICAL RECORDS AND/OR BICS 09/16/2012
IEP, urine
No monoclonal protein detected. Test Performed [More] 09/07/2012
UPEP
(NOTE) Albumin is the only protein detected. [More]
09/07/2012
M Protein, timed ur
(mg/24h)
See rest of report. Unit: not reported mg/24hrs 09/07/2012
Albumin (%), timed
urine 100 % 09/07/2012
A1 Globumin (%),
timed urine
See rest of report. Unit: not reported % 09/07/2012
A2 Globulin (%),
timed urine
See rest of report. Unit: not reported % 09/07/2012
B-Globulin (%), timed
urine
See rest of report. Unit: not reported % 09/07/2012
G-Globulin (%), timed
urine
See rest of report. Unit: not reported % 09/07/2012
A/G Ratio, timed
urine See rest of report. 09/07/2012
Total Volume, ur 3700
mL 09/06/2012
Total Protein, timed
urine (mg/24hr) 37
Reference range: <102 mg/24 h 09/06/2012
Collection duration,
urine 24 h 09/06/2012
Now to be honest, I'm not entirely sure what most of this means. What I do know is there is no monocolonal protein detected, which is really the point of the test - that is what I focus on!