I followed his instructions and had both shots last fall. No issues minus one crazy male nurse giving me a hard time about the pneumonia vaccine. As a result, this past winter I was MUCH healthier: only sick with a cold 1-2 times, one sinus infection, and well, I did get the flu, but OVERALL I was much healthier than the previous winters. Also, exercise and healthy food helped!
Anyway, not wanting to jinx anything, and hoping for another "healthy for me" winter, J and I went to a flu clinic at our PCPs office about 3 weeks ago.
The Flu Shot From Hell story goes like this:
I entered the exam room and sat down. The LPN came over, used the alcohol wipe to clean around my shoulder/arm area. He said he was going to get the shot ready while the alcohol dried.
Okay, sure, not a problem.
Then, he came around to my left side and without any warning, or really looking at my arm at all, jabbed the shot into my shoulder. I literally jumped and yelled out something along the lines of, "OUCH!" He responded and said, "Whoa sorry! I guess you're a really small person!" and proceeded to inject the flu vaccine.
I looked over at my shoulder and a small amount of blood was dribbling out of my arm. And, I noticed the the injection site was at the TOP OF MY SHOULDER. Not into my deltoid or anywhere near my deltoid.
AT THE TOP OF MY SHOULDER.
The LPN nervously stuck the band aid onto the injection site (this band aid was coming up over my shoulder, mind you) and I was on my way. Shocked and confused, but on my way. My arm was throbbing and I could barely move my shoulder.
Anyway, to make a very long, melodramatic story short, three weeks have gone by since this incident. These three weeks have consisted of ice and heat therapy, gentle stretching, shoulder exercises, and ridiculous amounts of Advil. After two trips to my PCP and a diagnosis of a "rotator cuff injury due to incorrect administration of the flu vaccine" - which could be just an injury that is causing pain and inflammation, a partial tear, or a full thickness tear...
I am headed to physical therapy next week.
Because I had the flu shot injected in the incorrect location on my arm.
I wish I was joking.
If after 4 weeks of PT there is no improvement, I will have an MRI of my shoulder and be referred to an orthopedic specialist.
This is how I feel about flu shots right now.